Ten Things about WEDDINGS

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HOW TO GIVE YOUR DAUGHTER A WEDDING EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE NOT INTO WEDDING FALDERAL

1. Beg Ask your BFF, who used to plan/direct weddings back in the way day to put this whole thing together for you.
2. Make sure that this BFF is the kind who won't let ANYONE at all step in and try to take control of the planning.
3. Make sure your mother can make the pattern AND the dress that your daughter designed herself.
4. Do not faint or yell something like, "You've got to be f#@*ing kidding me!" when the band booking lady tells you that the band you really like is $15,000 FOR ONE FREAKING NIGHT.
5. Do not faint or yell the same thing mentioned above when the band booking lady tells you that the second band you really like is $8,000 FOR ONE FREAKING NIGHT.
6. Smile when you book the DJ.
7. ONLY work with people/businesses who are nice. If you meet with someone who isn't nice and isn't willing to make your daughter's wedding perfect, kick their ass to the curb. Immediately.
8. Don't take crap from anyone and that includes family members. There's always someone else willing to help or provide services.
9. Listen to your daughter and do it her way. It HER day, not yours.
10. Remember: You're not losing a daughter, you're gaining a son! 

Yes, there's more I could add. But we're only supposed to list TEN!

I posted about Breezy and BestSonInLawEVER's wedding here if you'd like to read it or just look at the pix!