Showing posts with label senior center. Show all posts
Showing posts with label senior center. Show all posts
Monday, June 11, 2012
Join the Senior Center? ME?!
WTH?! When exactly did I become old enough to join the freaking SENIOR center?
Oh yeah, 4 years ago. When I hit the big 50 sucks.
I've been having an inner debate over this whole join the freaking senior center thing.
Me 1: When did I get old enough to join a senior center?
Me 2: When you turned 50, duh.
Me 1: I'm not going to do it. It's somewhat embarrassing.
Me 2: You need to join a gym.
Me 1: I'll just join ESAC.
Me 2: That's like $75/month. The senior center is only $72/year.
Me 1: But it's a SENIOR CENTER.
Me 2: There are people there your age and younger and you know them.
Me 1: But what about the eye candy in the weight room at ESAC?
Me 2: You have a point there. I mean- you need to get fit you don't need eye candy.
Me 1: But the SENIOR center? It's a SENIOR center.
Me 2: You simply MUST lose all the excess weight.
Me 1: I know.
Me 2: And the scale is not moving.
Me 1: I know.
Me 2: And it's not like you ever went to a gym filled with eye candy before you were old enough to join the senior center.
Me 1: I know.
Me 2: Case closed.
So, I'm going to join the freaking senior center. Soon. Most likely this week or the next--I want to use it for next week's focus on the Summer Sizzle Slim Down which is something about trying new equipment/exercises.
And I'm just going to have to accept the fact that I am indeed old enough to join.
AND- there better not be any of those 70 and 80 somethings showing off on that freaking elliptical when I get there either.
Oh yeah, 4 years ago. When I hit the big 50 sucks.
I've been having an inner debate over this whole join the freaking senior center thing.
Me 1: When did I get old enough to join a senior center?
Me 2: When you turned 50, duh.
Me 1: I'm not going to do it. It's somewhat embarrassing.
Me 2: You need to join a gym.
Me 1: I'll just join ESAC.
Me 2: That's like $75/month. The senior center is only $72/year.
Me 1: But it's a SENIOR CENTER.
Me 2: There are people there your age and younger and you know them.
Me 1: But what about the eye candy in the weight room at ESAC?
Me 2: You have a point there. I mean- you need to get fit you don't need eye candy.
Me 1: But the SENIOR center? It's a SENIOR center.
Me 2: You simply MUST lose all the excess weight.
Me 1: I know.
Me 2: And the scale is not moving.
Me 1: I know.
Me 2: And it's not like you ever went to a gym filled with eye candy before you were old enough to join the senior center.
Me 1: I know.
Me 2: Case closed.
So, I'm going to join the freaking senior center. Soon. Most likely this week or the next--I want to use it for next week's focus on the Summer Sizzle Slim Down which is something about trying new equipment/exercises.
And I'm just going to have to accept the fact that I am indeed old enough to join.
AND- there better not be any of those 70 and 80 somethings showing off on that freaking elliptical when I get there either.
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